We’re not sure who won with this one, but, finally, Teddy Bears were fighting back! Apparently, Avon created Teddy Bears that could have their guts ripped out and put into a microwave oven to heat up. Once warmed, the bears were forced to have these way-too-hot guts put back in, and then they were to hug their Peoples, so that warmth made the Peoples feel better! Well, several burned their Peoples. Not life-altering burns, but burns are never pleasant. We are beary sorry for all the Peoples, who were burnt. We are also beary sorry for the many, many Teddy Bears, who had to go through all that! Apparently, some Peoples need to learn a thing or two about Teddy Bears.

1. Our golden stuffing (guts) is the beary core of us! Do not mess with what is inside a Teddy Bear.

2. We do NOT like going into any appliances – not just (shiver) washing machines and dryers, but dishwashers, toaster ovens, microwave ovens, ovens and stoves, frigerraidor, blenders, food processors, mixers, pasta makers, bread makers, crock pots, or vacuum cleaners! Use some common sense, Peoples! If it isn’t safe for you to do it, why in the world would you do it to your Teddy Bears?! Yeesh!